A prelude to tea

February 8th. 2010

2010-02-08T12:53:00.000-08:00

Ian [15:12]:

Tea? you shower of bastards.

Sean [15:13]:

I could drink some tea, yes

Andrew:

well i don't know

Steven:

Stick it up your mo-fo ass and fry it

Ian:

Is that a yes?

Steven [15:14]:

Yes please sir!

Ian [15:14]:

splendid

October 15. 2009

2009-10-16T04:36:00.000-07:00

Ian [11:20]:

Tea my pretties?

Sean [11:21]:

arrrr!

why not

Ian [11:21]:

arrr?

oh, cool

is Andy at his desk?

Sean [11:21]:

he is

he is just ignoring us

Ian [11:21]:

wanker

Andrew [11:21]:

at least once a day

Ian [11:21]:

tea?

Andrew [11:21]:

at least three times a day

Ian [11:22]:

Is now one of those times?

Andrew [11:22]:

good a time as any - no-one is watching

we're talking about tea tho, right?

Ian [11:22]:

very good.

Let's tea

Sean [11:22]:

they are, they are all watching you, all the time!

Ian [11:23]:

splendid

TEA

October 14. 2009

2009-10-16T04:34:00.000-07:00

Sean [15:18]:

Shall we scald some dried herbs with boiling water?

Steven [15:19]:

Sounds lovely

Sean [15:19]:

it is

October 13. 2009 pt 2

2009-10-14T12:11:00.000-07:00

Andrew [15:13]:

How's about a nice cup of tea to soothe that blighted mind?

Steven [15:15]:

Oh yeah, it's like the blight that started the Great Potato famine in 18...something

Andrew [15:15]:

very much so - little weevily bastards eating into your grey matter

tea is the only known cure, apparently

Steven [15:15]:

To the tea room!

Andrew t [15:16]:

post haste

Sean [15:16]:

I'll join you in a sec

Andrew Stewart [15:16]:

Sean - how are your evil weevils?

Sean [15:16]:

important camera work going on

Andrew [15:16]:

that's the weevils talking

free your mind and the rest will follow

one second - the PS3 weevils have momentarily taken control of me too

Andrew [15:19]:

they have just taken a nap so I'm good to go - to the tea room!!

Steven [15:19]:

Cool

October 13. 2009

2009-10-13T04:47:00.000-07:00

Ian [10:15]:

TEA

Steven [10:16]:

Meeting I'm afraid

Ian [10:16]:

TEA

Sean [10:16]:

Just got my tea

Ian [10:16]:

TEA

Andrew [10:16]:

I'll go for a TEA, but it better be in capitals

Sean [10:16]:

I'm looking at T+EA, RIGHT NOW

Ian [10:16]:

OK

LET'S tea

UM

TEA

October 12. 2009

2009-10-13T04:46:00.000-07:00

Ian [13:59]:

Can I interest you strange smells in a cup of the tea?

Steven [13:59]:

Yes please!

Andrew [14:00]:

I could waft over and pollute the kitchen for a bit

Ian [14:00]:

that is not in doubt

Sean [14:00]:

I have to be in a meeting in about 5 mins

Andrew [14:00]:

I had artichoke yesterday - I seem to have the typical side effects

Andrew [14:01]:

screw the meeting - have TEA

Ian [14:01]:

Let us go, those who are going

Andrew [14:01]:

gowon

gowon, gowon

Ian [14:01]:

Gowron?

...let's tea

Andrew [14:02]:

will you have a cup ov tea

gowon gowon gowon

there's no inspiring some people

October 7. 2009

2009-10-13T04:43:00.000-07:00

Ian [09:54]:

Like Mister Tea, I pity the fool who doesn't want a beverage

Steven [09:54]:

Yep

Andrew [09:55]:

As it's unwise to say no to the T, I'm in.

Sean [09:55]:

indeed, no jibba jabba from me either

Ian [09:55]:

We must, however, be hasty... meetings afoot

Andrew [09:55]:

We should make a little mascot, in his divine image

October 6. 2009 pt 2

2009-10-07T04:43:00.000-07:00

Andrew [14:09]:

Thanks to an over zealous air conditioning unit I am freezing to death and need a cup of tea to recover body heat and brain function. Are any of you in a similar state of despair?

Ian [14:09]:

hells yeah

My Lemsip medicated, warmed but failed to comfort

Sean [14:10]:

I couldn't quite comprehend this message due to inteference of my chattering teeth

Andrew [14:10]:

here's a picture to illustrate my plight

Ahh - its so cold my computer's not working

Ian [14:12]:

let's tea

October 6. 2009 pt 1

2009-10-07T04:41:00.000-07:00

Ian [10:27]:
I am dying, my throat is hurting, the world grows dim, all is pain and sadness and loss.
Tea?

Steven [10:28]:
Sweet sweet tea, soothes the pain

Ian [10:28]:
I may have sugar, that's a good idea

Sean [10:28]:
I will join you bunch of emo's

Ian [10:29]:
Is he in Sesame Street?

Sean [10:29]:
it's the red one you need to tickle
and then he cries
and does some automutilation

Ian [10:29]:
Splendid

October 5. 2009

2009-10-05T04:42:00.000-07:00

Ian [10:46]:

Anyone for tea? I have Eccles cakes (for those who like such things)

Sean [10:47]:

I'll join you for tea

not sure about the cakes though, they sound suspect

Andrew [10:47]:

Eccles are great

full of raisiny goodness, and butter

Ian [10:48]:

That is correct

Andrew [10:48]:

buttery goodness, if you will

Sean [10:48]:

lets go then

Ian [10:48]:

word

I'll grab Stevey on the way past

October 2. 2009

2009-10-02T06:59:00.000-07:00

Ian [12:12]:
beverene?

Andrew [12:12]:
a splendid idea my good man

Ian [12:13]:
Bev's gents?

Steven [12:13]:
Yeah, is Mr Stewart trying to mess with our heads by getting his response in first

Ian [12:14]:
I invited him first, then you guys, that's how it went down, sorry

Andrew [12:14]:
I resent the implication

Steven [12:14]:
Ah right, I thought he developed Xavier type mind reading skills

Andrew [12:15]:
I'm razor sharp me
I've got the haircut - now if only I was paraplegic...

Ian [12:15]:
that can be arranged

Steven [12:15]:
a la Misery

Andrew [12:15]:
I knew you were going to say that
mind reading 101
I also predict that we're all about to move to the kitchen
I'll give Sean a poke too

[12:18]:
Cool

October 1. 2009

2009-10-01T04:43:00.000-07:00

Ian [10:37]:
Much like Tom Cruise dancing to Justin Timberlake, I'm bringing sexy back... to the kitchen, where I plan on making a cup of decaff tea. Anyone care to join me?

Andrew [10:39]:
you scare me

Ian [10:39]:
I should

Andrew [10:40]:
it suprises me that I've taken this long to notice

Ian [10:40]:
keeping that fully in mind, would you like a cup of tea?

Andrew [10:40]:
I think I might have talked myself out of it

Ian [10:41]:
you'll be missing out... on tea

Andrew [10:41]:
you know, it's a shame we haven't recorded all these tea break preambles - woulda made a good blog

Ian [10:42]:
We can start now

Andrew [10:42]:
I'm gonna pass on the tea tho - I got in late so I've only just had one

Ian [10:42]:
well fuck you then